Archive for August, 2011

Realties of Life

Tuesday, August 30th, 2011

Some Realties of Life. “U love someone U marry someone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband. And the one u loved becomes the password of ur mail id”

You Donkey!!

Tuesday, August 30th, 2011

A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? The father says to him, don’t stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!

Football Dream

Tuesday, August 30th, 2011

 Teacher: Peter, why r u late for school again? Peter: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football & the game went into extra time.

AT 18 a lady is like a football

Monday, August 22nd, 2011

AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her, AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her, at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her, at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her, at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other

Laloo bada chalak hai

Monday, August 22nd, 2011

Laloo bada chalak hai Laloo bada chalak hai Nau baccho ka bap hai Laloo bada nirala he dasva ane wala he… ye andar ki baat hai isme Vajpayee ka hat hai..