Laloo bada chalak hai

August 22nd, 2011

Laloo bada chalak hai
Laloo bada chalak hai
Nau baccho ka bap hai
Laloo bada nirala he
dasva ane wala he…
ye andar ki baat hai
isme Vajpayee ka hat hai..

Two Lovers Plan to die

August 22nd, 2011

2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.

there are 20 types of facebookers

August 22nd, 2011

There Are 20 Types Of Facebookers:
1. Over Photo Editors
2. Extremely Frequent Status Updaters
3. Page Likers
4. Attention Seekers
…5. Wall Posters
6. Farmvillers
7. Cars For Profile Picturers
8. Depressing Status Updaters
9. Spammers
10. Swearers
11. Constant Status Likers
12. Stalkers
13. Fake Relationship Statusers
14. Inboxers
15. Chatters
16. Pokers
17. Guys Who Take Photos In Mirrors
18. People Who Cant Spell
19. Song Lyrics For Status Makers
20. Over reactors
Who Are You … ?

i just poked her

August 22nd, 2011

Boy: My Ex-Girlfriend’s Status On Facebook Says:
“Standing On The Edge If A Bridge…”

Friend:
So What Did You Comment?

Boy: Nothing, I Just Poked Her :p:D

Y-axis to X-axis at Orign

August 22nd, 2011

Y-axis to X-axis at Orign

From here onwrds dun meet n talk 2me
I m going in my way n u go by ur way
We will nver meet again…

said by y-axis to x-axis at orign ;)