Football Dream

Tuesday, August 30th, 2011

 Teacher: Peter, why r u late for school again? Peter: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football & the game went into extra time.

AT 18 a lady is like a football

Monday, August 22nd, 2011

AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her, AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her, at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her, at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her, at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other